The world Super Star Shiva's
THILLU MULLU
We've been born as humans only to be happy, folks!
Our sage Jolly Baba's intention is to make you all happy
So let's welcome Baba ji...!
Anyone born short need not feel bad anymore
To make you a six footer, my grandfather has come up with...
...the 'B-Tall' ointment
Herbs from Meghalaya and roots from Mexico...
...have been compounded and pounded together
...to make the 'B-Tall' ointment
To prove the power of this medicine we have with us in our studio...
...Saurav Mukherjee from Kolkatta
What are the problems you face being short
Whenever he walks on the road...
Shorty monkey!
Short fellow
Move... move 2 tickets
1 ticket?
Get lost!
Give me 2 first class tickets
It seems Rani Mukherjee is betrothed to him
But she has agreed to marry him only if he grows 3 inches taller
- Aiyo... madam - No, no...!
Saurav, don't worry
My grandfather has entrusted me with
the responsibility to get you married
That miracle cure is 'B-Tall' ointment
Open your mouth, Saurav
- No... madam - Open, man
Thank you, Swami ji I've grown tall
- Swami ji is here...! - Thank you
What kind of disgusting concoction is this, da?
Leave it, Pasupathy Put that down
Here... hold
Payment, huh?
You've given me 1000 rupees less?
I asked you to act and you went overboard grabbing that lady's hip!
She took an extra 1000
Overacting...?
Pay me less if you want But don't say I overacted
I don't know how to overact...! I'm not from that kind of a family
Spare me, da
- They are very strict in my family - For heaven's sake, leave me, da
Kavitha, there's 5000 here Keep it for household expenses
This is okay
What about the rent we owe for 6 months?
Why don't you ask all this to your loafer of a brother?
My sister and her husband entrusted you both to me and passed away
I'm taking care of all expenses here including the case against your father
You know I didn't even get married, just to take care of you
Hello? Why this over sentiment?
You don't have enough money for the rent?!
Cut Okay!
- Movement is all okay, director sir? - Super! Steps are very fresh
Hi... hi... hi
Good afternoon, ji
Please sit down, ji
'Thalai'... I mean... 'Mankatha' you directed was ultimate, ji
You should direct 'Rummy blackjack poker' with our Satyan in English
Yes, the weather is pleasant today The trees are lovely-
I told you, no? Isn't his English super?
Yes, definitely
If he gives me dates, we can surely make an English movie with Jai and him
The elder brother's scene is done If you can get ready for the younger-
2 minutes, sir!
Just change my dress and wear contact lens
Only 2 minutes?
I should do something different for my fans, no?
If he comes with these normal eyes...
...he's the elder brother, goody-good
If he appears with contacts, cat's eyes...
...he's the younger brother and baddie
Fantastic! You rock!!
Shah Rukh Khan and Salman Khan are
fighting for rights for this concept in Hindi
You won't believe it, ji Satyan speaks super Hindi fluently
Acha... achaa (Good... good)
Kuch kuch hota hai (Something is happening)
Master, play the song
Start sound
"Life is 'thillu mullu' You can see it in my eyes"
"Tell a lie to make a dollar Just to stay alive"
"Life is 'thillu mullu' Better go and hide inside"
" 'coz I'm coming for your money it will soon be mine"
"Confusion confounded"
"When disguise in guise adorns mind laden with stones and thorns"
"Different charades Diverse masquerades"
"1000 acts Hiding facts"
"Life is 'thillu mullu' You can see it in my eyes"
"Tell a lie to make a dollar Just to stay alive"
"Life is 'thillu mullu' Better go and hide inside"
" 'coz I'm coming for your money it will soon be mine"
What's this ruckus here?
Madam, this is our house
Your house?
Maybe yours before your father signed the surety document for the wrong man
Now it belongs to the bank The case is in court
If you make a hullabaloo here, I'll put a nuisance case on you
We'll see who wins if there is something called justice
"If one disguises as a king no kingdom he'll be ruling"
"If one pretends to be a groom he'll get no girl; only gloom"
"No disgrace, no distress Disguise has no defects"
"No shame, no anguish This alias has no blemish"
"Goody-good in the morning Up to no good in the evening"
"Saint in the morning Sinner in the evening"
"I wake up in the morning and I'm still asleep"
"My head banging like a drum from the party last week"
"I told my boss that I'm sick and I ain't coming to work"
"I told my mom and dad that I'm going to work"
"And now we rolling rolling"
"Checking out the hunnies strolling strolling"
"Now we pull up at the corner of Parrys"
"Shopping centre very busy so I turn my swag on"
"I'm looking for some victims that aren't ready"
"who stack a lot of money so I can turn my fraud game up"
"And now this... lady came and ask me a question"
"Said she needs some pots and pans for her kitchen"
"100 to a 1000 double up to lakhs... my!"
"Special fee for the questions they ask"
"I told her Don't worry I gotcha"
"Anything you want we got it at Burma bazaaru"
"Life is 'thillu mullu' you could see in my eyes"
"Tell a lie to make a dollar Just to stay alive"
"Life is 'thillu mullu' where to go hide inside"
" 'coz am comin for your money you'll soon be mine"
"Zig-zag works in a straight course"
"Roller coaster ride; inside chaos and clarity collide"
"Potpourri world-wide"
"For good deeds lies can be told Tamil poet Valluvar has quoted"
"One even resorted to robbery to build a temple for his country"
"For truth's sake philosophy to forsake"
"To restrain or retain Is it gain or pain?"
"To abstain or sustain Is it a blessing or a sin?"
"Life is 'thillu mullu' you could see in my eyes"
"Tell a lie to make a dollar Just to stay alive"
"Life is 'thillu mullu' where to go hide inside"
" 'coz am coming for your money you'll soon be mine"
What kind of car is this? Air condition doesn't work
It's so sweaty when we step out
Audio in the Audi isn't good It keeps making "gorrr rrr" noises
That was your snoring I could hear it in the other car!
On the way I was listening to the song from the film 'Nadodigal'
The friend falls in love with the sister
And the brother gets them married knowing he has lost his leg
What an awesome friendship, no?
You call that friendship?
He trusts him and this guy seduces his sister?
I'd have broken his other leg
I'm waiting for my house case to be over
Sir, can we leave if the test drive is over?
After we win the case, we'll decide which car to buy
When we get back the house...
...only if we get down from a costly
car like this, will there be some effect
Pasupathy, everything is status quo
You are already deciding to buy fancy cars?
This is not right
- Wait... how much do I owe you? - 7 lakhs
When I win this case... 5 crores
Is 5 crores more or 7 lakhs?
5 crores, naturally
You are good at Mathematics Wait till this case gets over... go
God, Pasupathy should win the case
Hi, Kavitha
Bro, I went to the nearby Sri Kalikambal temple
The priest took the garland from the deity and gave it to me
Look, your uncle - Uncle...!
What happened?
- Did you win the case? - Okay!
Super, give me the garland
We should get 2.5 crores
Make sure we don't lose it
- Uncle, super... uncle! - Sorry my dear nephew
You wretched fellow!
We won the case and that's that!
Come near that house again and I'll break your legs
Get lost!
Dai uncle!!
Shhhh! Go... go
Why are you shushing me after losing the case?
- Nephew! - Who's your nephew?
Rascal!
Pasupathy... yov! Stop!
Where is my 7 lakhs? How long do I wait?
I won't let you go till you repay me?
I take responsibility for your money
You don't interfere in this
Within 5- 6 months I'll repay the amount... go
I'm sparing him for your sake If I don't get the money, that's it
Have you decided which car to go in?
I told you to hire a good lawyer even if it adds to your debts
Did you listen?
He's himself being silent Why won't you shut up?
If you had spoken properly in court, he doesn't have to be silent now
You'll know only when you lose 2.5 crores
Leave him
Have you thought of Kavitha's plight?
A groom without a dowry has to be someone Pasupathy knows very well
Who will have such a good heart?
There's only 1 solution for our debt and 'Kavitha' issues
Pasupathy has to get a job
Even people who study well don't get jobs... how will he?
There's a man for this job!
Sivagurunathan is my friend Managing director of mineral waters
I'm their legal advisor
If he's your friend why don't you ask him for a favor and get it?
No, he hates recommendation He only recruits on credibility
When all my competitors were looking at how many seeds within a fruit...
...I was looking at how many fruits within a seed!
Don't wait for the opportunity
Create...!
His only weakness is devotion
But he hates Lord Ganesha who won the proverbial fruit with this short cut
He believes in Lord Muruga who took the test to heart
Move... move
Playing games instead of worrying about your house
Marketing head post is vacant at Sivagurunathan's company
On your behalf I have mailed the application
Interview tomorrow
He doesn't possess even 1 grain of what your friend likes
That man won't appreciate even a granule of what he has
Like adding bitter gourd to dessert! How will he ever get this job?
Don't you worry, Senthamarai
If he gave a job to someone like uncle...
...don't you realize he's very easy to fool!
That job is mine for the asking
Look at how much sacred ash he has smeared on his head
Out of 5 candidates only 4 of you are here
Our boss believes in punctuality
Let's begin the interview
What is it?
I need to talk to you in private
- Uncle...! - Don't call me that
You won't get this job, if they know you are my nephew
And I'll lose my job What do you want?
They think I am retrograde
They are all dressed decently Why did you ask me to dress like this?
All those who come in decent will walk out as a patient!
Dressed as a religious-retro only you will taste God's offering
Out of 223 applications, ideal for our job and suitable to your taste...
...l've sifted, sieved and selected 5 gems
Mr Senthil Kumaran
Tonsured your head at Pazhani temple?
Royal saloon, sir
Actually, I have no interest in this job
Basically I want to become a rapper
Rap singer
'Let me explain the meaning of rap'
'R-A-P'
'The rhythm and the power'
'lt's all about the words that I am singing'
'Can you follow me? '
'People all across the world they come-'
Will you stop it?
Out!
Can you tell me in detail about the reverse osmosis process?
Instead of explaining in detail, can I show you a demo, sir?
Brilliant
What is this?
Brandy... quarter I always keep 1 for safety
Sorry sir, it broke
So... does it mean we can throw it away?
Rs 90, sir
Watch how I purify it
See... it is filtered Glass piece and water separated
Now this is pure alcohol
Don't you trust me, sir?
- Now do you trust me? - Get out...!
Are these the gems you sifted and sieved?
Forgive me, sir
Why are you doing this to me, Lord Muruga?
- Hello? - Who's this?
From Vadapalani?
Milk offering to God, sir?
Invoke Lord Muruga and begin
I'm attending an interview I'll call you later
My deep sorry, sir
Call from Lord Muruga's temple That's why I had to take the call
- Sit down - Good day, sir
Sit... sit
Pasupathy...!
Name alone sounds like a villain in a Tamil film
Caught right in the beginning
You are the boss who might give me a job
Make fun of me But don't ridicule my name. - Why?
The 'Pa' in Pasupathy is in praise of Pazhani, Lord Muruga's abode
The 'su' is in praise of His abode again 'Swamy hill'
The next 'pa' denotes His temple at 'Pazhamudhir Cholai'
The last letter 'thi' could mean...
...Thiruparamkundram, Thiruchendur or Thiruthani
You can fix any of the 3
I've fixed it I've fixed!
Thiruthani is okay!
Pa-Su-Pa-Thy
In just these 4 letters, my father has blessed me with 6 divine places
Where's your father? I must see him immediately
My dad... is with Lord Muruga
Why do you want to rush? Take your time to go there!
Okay, are you on Facebook?
No, sir... l'm in Mylapore
You're attending an interview in a corporate company
- Is this how you dress? - That's right!
Nothing is right about you
You don't get the job You are rejected
Sir, shall I call the next person?
Sir, Winston Churchill ridiculed even Gandhi for dressing like a beggar
2nd time an Indian is getting flack for the dress he wears
I wear this dress for a reason, sir
If I should get this job only if I forego that reason...
...then I don't want such a job
I'll leave
- I'll go - Tata bye-bye!
Pasupathy, may I know that reason?
You won't appoint me even if I tell you, but still...
Let the scorn and sneer stop with Mahatma Gandhi and me
I read a book recently written by a noble man
'Aadaiyum aanmavum' (Outfit and inner self)
He says clothes we wear and our personalities are related
Page 67, line 17, he says God when angry graced us in a loin cloth in Pazhani
And the same Lord Muruga when happy graced us in silken finery in Thiruchendur
Fantastic!
Who is that brainless, whacky, 'noble' author who scribbled this?
1 minute, sir
The brainless whacko you said, the author is your boss himself
Remember 67th page, 17th line
Leave...!
Pasupathy... Pasupathy... Pasupathy
You have touched my heart
So enlightened at such a young age
I've decided to give you the job
Sir... sir... sir, do not take a hasty decision
Let me ask him a few questions about water filtration
First read my book
I'll ask you questions from that book tomorrow
Then I'll decide if you should still be employed here
Your job is confirmed
But 1 condition
For the 1st month you are on probation
I'll confirm based on your performance
1st month salary will be Rs 30,000
After that, if confirmed you'll be paid Rs 40,000
Apart from that there are allowances
Salary...? I'm privileged to even be working for you
Don't put me on a pedestal
Why are you still standing?
Type the order and then show Pasupathy around our office
I'll do it
Go, son
Excuse me, sir - Please answer the phone
Hello...?
This evening is Kishore's wedding You know that, right?
I know
He's brought military alcohol
- Be there in time - I definitely will
Pasupathy...?
It was a call from the temple to collect the offerings, no?
Chanceless! You are a seer How did you guess so right?
I can see the eagerness in your eyes to taste the Divine offering!!
What devotion! What faith!!
Go... have a nice walk in the office
Lord Muruga!
Dude, how did Kishore get such a good looking girl?
You see that 'milk powder'? She's Kishore's sister
Her friend is the bride
When she visited his sister Kishore mixed decoction into the milk!
So the financier father decided to get them married
You know why I'm here in this sham of a wedding?
- For Kishore - For the 'jalebi' (sweet pretzel)
Let me help myself to some
Who's the shameless fellow here?
Firing it in the bottle is an age old style, dude
Hold it in your hand and light it 'super star' style
Come on... come on
Look how my disciple fires the rocket sky-high!
- What happened? - Move... move
Sir, my friend Janani is caught inside the fire
Please save her
Fire...!
My house...? It's very far away
On your hand
Me? I came to eat 'jalebi' at a function
- Your hand! - Time... huh?
Fire...! Madam... aiyo!
Janani, are you okay?
I am fine
I don't know who he is He got caught in the fire
Let's go
Give me the due?
You refuse?!
- Give me my due - Bro, I haven't sold any as yet
Then I'll buy your mangoes!!
Before you take let me partake!
Cut!
Master, super
Satyan sir, you've aced it! You're the next action king
With your blow, he lands up all the way, in Chengalpet
Then you speak a punch dialogue
My shirt I will iron
One who pays no heed to me, I'm a lion
Sir, he falls as far as Chengalpet
But the punch dialog lacks the same fire
Who are you? Why are you here?
You're finding fault with my dialog?
He's my friend, sir?
Your friend? Hero's friend?
You should have told me
I can tell with 1 look he looks a mini-Aamir Khan
Thanks, ji - That's okay
Aamir Khan, why don't you come up with a punch dialog for 'action king'?
Got it!
Dip your hand in ghee, it's Heavenly Do the same in fire, sheer hell only
Till now, only heroes were torturing us
Now hero's friends have started torturing us as well
Super, dude!
Super... super Double okay
Why don't you write the dialogs for this film, you can direct it too!
Satyan and I are very close friends, sir
I'll perform better than him
- You? - Yes
I might as well be the hero to escape this torture
I'm the hero in the next movie
- Make up man! - Only you'll have to watch it
Your dialog had soooper punch
- Give me the ticket - Here, sir
These are tickets to the IPL match semi-finals
This is for the party
Go enjoy!
Don't feel bad, dude I'll have to skip the match
My boss is really strict You guys should go
Dude, let's take Kavitha instead of him and go
Yesterday they shot a scene
My friend will call and lie that my grandmother died
I'll go for the match Follow that idea
Dude, super idea, tomorrow sharp 1:00 p.m call my office
Sir, your ears might get blocked if you're hungry
You might not hear any phone call that's important!
Eat quickly
Very good, very good
Where's your lunch? We can eat together
I didn't bring lunch because I'm going out, sir
You are going out to eat?
No, not me My sister went out today
So she asked me to eat in a hotel nearby
Why are you eating outside? It's not good for health
Come, we'll eat together There's enough for two
Why are you hesitating?
This is vegetarian Okay for you?
Sir, I'm like you Pure vegetarian
Since I was a little kid, I haven't cut even 1 birthday cake in 27 years
Why won't you eat cakes?
Cake has egg Egg is non vegetarian
- That's why - Oh that's your logic
But I'm confused
What, sir?
When you're an adult, you know cakes have eggs and decide not to eat
How would you know when you are a kid?
I was once a kid when I was young... phone sir!
Right when you were young
Hello? - Sivagurunathan sir?
I'm calling about Pasupathy's mother
- Mother? - What happened?
She fell in the bathroom and is admitted at KM hospital
Okay... okay I'll take care of it
What is it, sir?
Is something wrong with your mother?
Not mine, yours!
Mother? I don't have one
What are you saying? He said he's your close friend
She fell in the bathroom it seems and is now in KM hospital
You're saying she's not alive
Did he say 'mother'?
Obviously... I can only tell you whatever he said?
I'll kill him! Are you saying he's lying?
No, sir He won't lie
My mother...!
You just now said you don't have a mother
I meant to say she's not in town She has gone on a pilgrimage
Before that, she slipped and fell in the bathroom, sir
Oh my mother...!
Oh no, don't worry about it Go to the hospital immediately
Get cash from Soundarajan if you need anything
- Okay, sir - I still have a doubt
I swear I have a mother, sir
My bathroom is slippery! You can see it
Not that...
How did you know cakes have eggs when you were just a kid?
Who is more important My mother or the eggs?!
Go, I'll ask about eggs later Mother is important now
CSK's messing up badly
As if more than you? You said my mother slipped instead of my sister!
Watch silently
Dude, Viswanath and Gavaskar are very close friends it seems
Viswanath has flirted with Gavaskar's sister, in his house
Gavaskar said 'good catch' to his friend Viswanath!
Height of friendship, no?
'Hope he caught it'!
Chennai and Mumbai are playing They are not even commentating
Why are you commenting?
What is it, sir?
Whom are you trying to call instead of watching the match?
Auditor sir, you know I don't like all this
I came only because you forced me
I have this wonderful boy in my office called Pasupathy
His mother got hurt and is admitted in the hospital
I wanted to check on her progress I'm unable to reach him
Greetings Sit down, sir
Why do you look so dull?
You are still tensed about that mother?
Her son is now in critical condition
- I'm leaving - Wait, sir
I wanted to introduce you to the CSK owner
He'll be here soon Please wait
Hey... hey... guys, essuse me!
Someone's trying to make fun of us being drunk!
Come on!
Sir, why are you-
Who is that moron?
If I ask him for chicken biryani...
...he's giving me plain rice with no chicken pieces
This is not biryani It's brinji (cheap rice)
- Will you leave? - So the doctor says!
- You're advising us? - You know his limit?
With just a half he will 'sog' very well
Can you jog in your drunkun stupor?
I want to meet the owner now
Owner is in Dubai
Then book us a ticket and take us there
I'll get you perfume from Dubai, I swear on you
Excuse me, what's the problem?
Oh Pazhani...!
So is there a staircase on your forehead?
Vomit all over his face, da
You've put so many pieces on your head
Can't you add a leg piece in your biryani?
Leave it
We'll go to a local shop and eating 2 biriyanis per person
Bai is the best biriyani boy
Big hotel but no pieces Waste it is!
- Soundarajan! - Yes, sir
Sir! Something wrong has happened
You also know about it?
You didn't call out 'Lord Muruga' or offer Him flowers like you do usually
- That Pasupathy's... - Confirmation letter, no? Tha-
NO! Termination letter Settlement cheque... bring both
- Okay, sir - I'll sack him
Lord Muruga, you've opened your eyes only today, for my nephew's sake!
Here after even if he forgets I'll adorn You with flowers
Sir...!
What? - Temple offerings...?
Go in and give it to him - Okay, sir
- Sorry, sir - Come... come... come in
I was delayed by 5 minutes to reach the office
Junior doctor said my mother is fine
So I went to offer thanks to the most Superior doctor, God
Here, sir Offering...!
Muruga... Muruga... Muruga
Okay... tell me
What do you think about the helicopter shot?
Andhra Pradesh and Arunachal Pradesh Chief Ministers died in a helicopter crash
Please don't fly in it Very dangerous
I'm talking about Dhoni's helicopter shot
Dhoni? Who's Dhoni?
Who is Dhoni?!
Okay, you don't know Dhoni
But do you know this t-shirt?
It's the t-shirt you wore to the match yesterday
Sir, this is not mine because it's not cotton
I don't wear anything other than pure cotton
Stop it...!
You can't fool me beyond this
After lying to me about your mother I saw you at the cricket match
And creating a scene after getting drunk at the party
All with my own eyes!
Not just saw... l've recorded it onto my phone... evidence!
'He's taken it so pathetically'
'Was he drunk or was I drunk? '
I should have grabbed you by the collar then and there
But if they know such a rowdy works for me...
...my pride would have gone for a sixer!
That's why I didn't
'lf he comes with these normal eyes...
...he's the elder brother, goody-good'
'lf he appears with contacts, cat's eyes...
...he's the younger brother and baddie'
Why are you laughing?
You said you saw with your very own eyes
But did you see the eyes?
I saw from head to toe
You didn't
Even if you did, you didn't see his eyes
Because... he is cat eyed, sir
Him? Who's him?
Kandan... GanguLee Kandan
My younger brother, sir
Right from childhood he is fond of only cricket and karate
'Gangu' for cricket and Lee for Karate
He is such a rogue He hit his teacher in 3rd grade
He broke the headmaster's leg when he was in 5th grade
It's so unbe... I can't believe this
You don't believe it?
Sir, what match did you go to yesterday?
Twenty 20
If there can be two 20s in 1 match...
...in 1 house why can't there be 2 brothers who match?
There can be
There can be...!
My mother has gone to thank Lord Muruga thinking her son has got a stable job
But here I am I don't even have a job
- Wait...! - It's okay, sir
Sometimes, even Lord Muruga can lose
I'll take leave, sir Here's your phone... thank you
Pasupathy Wait! Wait
Forgive me
You can lose I can lose
But Lord Muruga must never lose
Sir, I-
You go do your job
Hey... what huge parcels?
You asked me to file a case regarding royalty for the book 'food and body'
I just sent him a legal notice with my name
He was so alarmed He settled completely
You should have got the amount as cheque... so much cash-
They are all your books
Only 7 copies got sold He paid me Rs 800
Since this is occupying space in his shop...
...he asked me to clear the whole lot
He doesn't know marketing
Shouldn't he be interested in reaching this to the public?
Why don't we ourselves distribute these books?
How?
For every Classic mineral water bottle they buy, 1 book free
Then the water bottle business go kaput!
How come you are doing all this work?
Servant didn't turn up?
Thanks to my daughter
Every 30 days my daughter has a change of heart
1st month she learnt music
I asked if she had learnt up to Varnam?
She switched over to painting!
So I indulged her and asked her to show me her painting and...
...she shows me this origami
'Jill of all trades Master of none! '
Now she has a new mania
Cooking
Can't you guess looking at your friend?
He has lost 4 kilos
She is making jackfruit seed fritters
Stay and taste her cooking
Daddy...!
I won't attend cookery classes anymore
Why, dear?
I can't bear the harassment by rowdies on the way to class
Can you stop going to class because of them?
We can call the police I am there for you
No, daddy
I must take revenge on them myself
How... my dear?
Even if the dresses girls wear reduce their courage should never diminish
You've written these lines
You utter some golden proverb whenever you are jobless
Those words hang as your 'sword of Damocles'!
Dad, I want to learn karate Tomorrow, find me a good master
I'll smash them to pieces
In Guinness world records my boss will be the best fool
2nd is his assistant
They swallowed my GanguLee story
- I'm scooty! - Okay, leave
Talk of 'my boss' and I get the joker
If a foreigner claims to be a devotee of Lord Muruga...
...he'll fall for that also Such a dumbass
My precious sweetie - My brother is there!
He'll see us together You leave now
That man will live for long Talk of the 'devil' and he calls!
We are distributing free food in the temple in Kundrathur
All of you must come Glory to Lord Muruga
Hello, no, sir I was-
Don't worry about anything I'll handle this
Go and get 2 pairs of contact lens from our makeup man
And 10 karate dress from our costumer
No need 10, 1 will do
With my 'Thillu mullu' tomorrow...
...dad and daughter should flee from the city
Dai... beggar!
Are you the karate master?
No, boys' high school P. T master
I identified you as a beggar with your dress
Couldn't you do the same with mine?
These costumes can be rented
Can rent this dress
But not this kick!
In China this kick is called Flower pot Qu-shang-kwu!
Want some more?
No... no, enough
Mr Gangulee Please come in
I'm Sivagurunathan
My brother has spoken so much about you
But I never thought you'd be such a big shot
You've given shelter to your illegitimate beggar-brother
You are really great, sir
What do you mean?
I mean, you and your beggar-brother
You look same...! - Nonsense
We are 1 and the same - Don't get tensed, relax
So many fool people in different disguises, sir
We should be on our guard
I can't teach her karate in this dress
Hello... hello
Ever since you walked in, you are on a mistaken identity spree
This is my mother-in-law, you need to teach my daughter Janani
Janani...!
"Ms Mobile walked away without me swinging her arms so gracefully"
"I saw the crescent moon today Lifelong the moon must not fade away"
"Hotter than the flames fiery scorches her beauty"
"More it sizzles and steams red hot my heart goes jump-skip-hop!"
"When does love bloom where and whom..."
"No one can swear It catches you unaware"
"My horoscope Love-filled hope"
"Ms Mobile whizzed past me swinging her arms so daintily"
"No place for anyone in my heart, I assumed Doors of my heart to lock I got accustomed"
"You broke open the door and landed My fate... to your hands I abandoned"
"When the night is still and world asleep like curd you churn my soul to wildly leap"
"Like a honey bee delves into a flower you distract my mind with a new flavor"
"Love letter you posted just for me I'm reading in your FB page, secretly"
"I'm the one, who often (s)tumbles to fall Your gait and grace, I'm floored all in all"
"You are a question without an answer Like the Coalgate scam you defer"
"Breaking your picket fences you rule this slave like a princess"
Kandan... Kandan...? - Tell me, sir
Can we begin the class?
Janani, where is your room?
Why room, when this hall is big enough for you to practice?
You know why the Britishers named this room as hall
Where ALL and sundry come to Hassle you
Karate, is not what you learn confidentially, but confidently
Janani, where's your room? - Master, upstairs
Let's start Bye
Where have I seen him?
Master, you look very familiar
That's the disadvantage of being famous!
I'll be 'sighted' by many!
Aaah! I saved you in a fire accident, correct?
How can one save a fire from a fire?
You saw my elder brother Pasupathy, He's the coward
Please go
Elder brother? - Wonder where this will end!
No, Master It was you
Your family seems to be suffering from the same delusions
Your father stresses me out presuming I am my brother
And you torture me assuming my brother is me!
A student can ask doubts to the master
But not doubt the master!!
Looks like this won't work out I'll take leave
Sorry... sorry I have no doubt
Shall we start our class?
What's 1st step in karate?
You open your drawer! - Master?!
I meant this table drawer
Come here
Open the right side Close on the left side
Without the table
Close the left Open the right
- Wow! - Now you do
Open... right Close... the left
Right... left
You did superbly in the 1st class itself
Whenever you are free think of master
Only then you'll grasp karate faster
Shall I leave?
Open in the right Close the left
You do this for 3 months I'll myself get you this belt
Super, master
I thought Karate was tough Seems like a cake walk
In life whatever looks tough will end up being very simple
We should only find the right route
What else have you found out?
You've made 'pongal' today!
You guessed it right
Taste it, don't go away
I asked overdraft for 1 crore It is still getting delayed
No problem Can be sanctioned soon
There's a white jibba-clad man in front of your counter
Why is he there?
He has come to withdraw 7 lakhs from Classic mineral water company
Sir, 1 minute
Do you know this jibba-clad man?
This gentleman? He works in my office, why?
He is a big-time fraud, sir
You must be meaning his younger brother
His name is Pasupathy He has only 1 sister
You are missing out GanguLee Kandan
GanguLee Kandan?!
If you see him closely...
...you'll realize the younger brother, Kandan is cat-eyed
His father had signed surety for a property
I attached their property
Even then I didn't hear about this cat-eyed brother
Anyways, do check once more
Sir, don't get me wrong
When you are doubting him, you should sack him at once
If I still say I doubt him, being such a virtuous man, won't he die?
I should clear all my doubts without him doubting me
Tell me a way to solve this
Only way
Private detective Ganesh Vasanth
- Thank you - Okay, sir
Mr Ganesh Vasanth Where are you?
Turn a little to your left, sir
Continue your conversation over the phone, sir
Why?
If anyone sees us together the matter will leak out
Then the enemy will be forewarned
My style is 'ear-to-ear finish the matter'
I'll take up this case You can leave
You could've told me this over the phone?
Don't I have to study you? - Me? Why?
Shouldn't I know if you will pay up properly or not?
Yov! What's this?
I ordered just 1 coffee which I haven't even drunk
You've billed me for Rs 2500
Ganesh Vasanth who came to meet you ate for Rs 400
And is walking away with food packed for Rs 2100, sir!
My style is 'ear-to-ear finish the matter'
'Pasupathy's house, 4:30 a.m'
Who are you? What do you want?
I've come from the Govt
You've already given us TV, mixie, grinder... so what are you giving now?
Not give Take... census
How many people are in your house?
Me and my brother 2 persons
1+2... okay Thank-
Why at this unearthly hour? - Operation starting... just now
1 younger sister 2 elder brothers
Self statement from the sister
You see him in person and call me immediately
Pasupathy... Pasu-
Hey! Stop, who are you? What do you want?
Actor Satyan asked me to deliver this parcel
I am Pasupathy's uncle I know Satyan very well
- I'll myself hand it over - You'll give it to him?
Convey my regards to Satyan - Sure, bro
By the way, who is that wretched fellow on your t-shirt?!
Wretched fellow?
Boss... he called you a wretched fellow!!!
Pasupathy... Pasupathy
- Who are you? - Mr Pasupathy?
Satyan asked me to hand over this parcel to you
Such a decent person with Satyan... are you new?
Very old... as gold
We talk daily about you and your brother Kandan
Oh! He has told you about Kandan too?!
You know our family details with such in-depth
Come in and have a cup of coffee
Kavitha, he's my friend - Who is he?
Kandan is practicing karate on our terrace, no?
Ask him to talk to sir I'll shower and be back
Kandan'na, your friend is here
Sir, I'll take a shower No rush. Take your time
Mr Sivagurunathan, I'm detective Ganesh Vasanth speaking
I am right inside Pasupathy's house
No one knows who I am
Pasupathy is in the bathroom now
Do you want to hear him in the shower?
His younger brother is up practicing karate
You want to hear that too?
Heard that?
I'll meet Kandan in person confirm and then call you
Okay? Over
Thanks, Kavi
Aiyaiyo! Senthamarai
It was meant for sir
So sorry, I took a sip Is that okay by you?
- No, thanks - Welcome
Who is this, dear?
Brother's friend 1 minute, sir
I'll make another cup of coffee for you
'lf I hook this servant my job will be hooked easily'
What?
I come
Don't hit me
Dai! Pea brain What did you take me for?
I'll smash your face to pieces
Aiyaiyo! Thank God
Are you the spy 'Dragon' sent by my Chinese enemy?
I haven't even tasted Chinese food
Then why did you land up here, dragon?
To learn karate from you
Why do you need a tie to learn karate?
Simply for style
Don't you know I am a ladies' specialist?
Like my brothers Pasupathy and Kandan, are you also a twin?
No... why do you ask?
Someone just like you came to take census early in the morning
That's why
'Your 1st face mounted the worthy peacock, Lord Muruga! '
'Your 2nd face preached True Knowledge to Lord Shiva'
'Your 3rd face cleared your devotees' hurdles'
'Your 4th face pierced stoically mount Krouncha with spear'
'Your 5th face destroyed the unruly demons'
'Muruga, your 6th face volunteered to marry Valli'
'Pious human, praying here in the morning'
'Powerful demon, I swear playing with enemies there'
See you?
Did you see my younger brother Kandan in the terrace?
I saw both I'll take leave
Sir, banana for you God's offering
Don't go that side Kandan is in the terrace
Aiyaiyo! China and I are miles away!
- Hold this - Aiyaiyo! I can't do this
For Rs 40,000 I have to wear contact lens
And shin up clutching pipes from the bath room
What kind of life is this...! God help me!
Bro, time for your karate class
Aiyaiyo! Time for class, huh?
Granny, how do I look?
You look like Angelina Jolie in the film 'Salt'!
I knew when you added too much salt in 'pongal' yesterday
Don't waste time watching silly films
I've always loved watching action films
Yesterday you opened the drawer What's your agenda today?
To match this dress, you must make yummy lemon rice!
Okay, master
"Whether fantasy or statue-" - Good morning, sir
What are you doing here when I told you to follow him?
Kandan is inside your house
I followed him closely And that's why I am here
What did you find out?
They are not just 2 different people
In behavior, character and costume, they are 2 extremes
Come here
Morning, master - Morning
Most important step in karate is closing the curtain
Come on... do it
Master, I've closed it
Very good
How do you cover yourself generally when you sleep?
Like this - Brilliant
This is called 'blocks' in karate
I don't get it, master
Close the curtain Cover with bed sheet
Right... close Left... cover
Right block Left block
I saw both of them with my own 2 eyes
Pasupathy is a good chap He won't lie to me
I'll send a full detailed report to your office, sir
Give me extra Rs 10,000, sir
I've been smashed by so many in so many places, I'm aching all over
I must get my body massaged in Bangkok
Lemon rice is ready
I'll bring it out for you Wait in the garden
Ganesh Vasanth, body massage for you right here... run... run
God help me!
How is Janani's karate?
It's not as easy as selling water, sir
It takes time
- Lemon rice - Thank you
My dear son-in-law, where did you find this jewel of a karate master?!
Salt is right today!
He's teaching our Janani, karate plus household chores, a combo pack!
Close the curtain Cover with bed sheet
Hope you won't get offended if I ask you something?
Born to such a gem of a brother and having learnt this sacred art
...why this bad habit?
Lemon rice isn't such a bad habit!
I didn't mean that
When all the Lees put together don't drink...
...why has GanguLee alone imbibed this bad habit?
Is one who is full of virtues, but plots how to back-stab, better than...
...one who downs a couple of drinks and sleeps fitfully at night on his back?
Tell me, sir
When you drink, you'll have no idea what is happening around you
I drink, right?
I'll show you what happens around us
Come out, you dragon!
He was over hearing our entire conversation
I told you I won't teach you karate You rascal... take that!
Tell him the truth and save me, sir
Kandan... please
I wanted to check if you were really 2 brothers or 1 deceiving me to be 2!
I asked him to follow you Don't misunderstand, please
This is my resignation letter This is my brother Kandan's
It's in Chinese
What's all this?
If your boss whom you regard as God doesn't even treat you as a human...
...you should resign is my mother's policy, sir
I just had a doubt I acted on my confused state
My doubt is cleared now
You are 2 people Okay... go
My mother has drawn a line forbidding me to work here, sir
You are saying you won't disobey your mother, right?
Yes, sir
- Fine, I'll talk to her directly - No... no need, sir
Wait, I'll come to your house and fall at her Divine feet and apologize
I'll make her take back this resignation letter
I'll myself do it, sir
Then what? I shouldn't visit you?!
My house is like yours
You are visiting us for the 1st time
I'd like you to come at an auspicious time
I'll go and get everything organized
If you come after 3 hours everything will be ready
Okay, tell her I'll visit her in person
Are you blind or what? Banging right into me!
You don't know my condition!
I have to make a girl into a mother at once!
Donkey! Is this what you'll talk with a girl of marriageable age at home!
You always think crooked
My boss is on his way here to meet my mother
If no mother at home I have no job
Kavitha... l've decided You are my mother
Go and change
I can't do that
No... then I lose my job and you'll starve
- Do you know to beg? - I don't know
That's why I'm saying drape a sari and come
If she's dressed as your mother...
...what will you do if he wants to see your sister?
Shall I be your sister then?
Aiyo! Don't ask me to play the mother's role
You made me yellow like the donation box in a temple?!
No one will believe you are the hooch seller Senthamarai...
...even if you yourself say so
Disguise is super
But words tumble out of mouth more bunkum than river Cooum!
I got an idea even for that
Pasupathy...!
Come sir, sit down
Mother, sir is here
Finish your prayers fast, ma
Sir, my mother
Pr... praise be to Lord Muruga!
Forgive this sinner and send both your sons back to work, ma
Pasupathy... what's this attire?
All because of you, man! - What is your mother saying?
Our community's welfare depends on your personal well being
So my mother has made a vow with God for your well-being, sir
Muruga... Lord!
I arrogantly thought, no one can surpass me in my devotion
He has broken that arrogance to shreds, showing you to me
What a pain!
I came here to check on your husband and your family
Now I stand stupefied and speechless, ma
No need now, you are half way through your vow
I'll come at leisure and find out everything later
You don't come at all
If you do, he'll pierce my tongue again!
What is she saying?
Her stars favor her to prophesy today
All that she says will come true Please ask whatever you want
That's her request, no?
- Is it? - Please sit down, sir
Let your mother sit first
- That's me - Gently... slowly
You have 2 sons
How is 1 of them cat-eyed?
Make up something
When she went to deliver us, in the hospital...
...a cat crossed her path, sir
She saw the cat's eyes and after that...
...you know all the scientific facts
But she carried twins
How did only 1 of you benefit scientifically?
But it was a single cat that crossed, sir
How will the poor cat know we are twins?
Thank God, Muruga sent only 1 cat
Otherwise we'd have all struggled to identify your 2 sons
Very clever of you!
Pasupathy doesn't eat cakes right from childhood it seems
'How many questions will you bug us with, da?! '
I can understand him saying no after he became an adult
But how come when he was a baby...?
Rascal... tell him
The same cat was the reason, sir
How can you blame the cat for everything in your life?
What does a cat do?
Steal and eat non-veg, no?
My cat-eyed brother has the same habit
He'll hunt and find the cake wherever we hide it
I never used to get, sir
Why hanker for a cake I will never get?
So I stopped eating it
What maturity at such a young age?
'Leave, da'
Pasupathy... I met your mother at a really auspicious time
Central Govt. has selected our company for the best eco-friendly award
I must submit the papers tomorrow in Delhi
Thank you, ma
Sir, you've come home for the 1st time
And you are leaving without eating anything
Your mother is on a fasting vow
I'll go to Delhi and return
I'll have a feast here for sure one day
Don't come again... aiyaiyo!
Class today was so boring
I know Head ache
Again the rowdy gang
Risky to get caught
Let's go
Let go of my hand
Master... where are you?
I'm working out in the gym, Janu
Why this sudden call? Any doubts in karate?
Come immediately to my college
I have a grand treat in store for you
Dai! You keep making fun of everyone, no?
If you have the guts, try your tricks with my master
Will master come and teach us lessons, dear?
Whether he'll take lessons or give a handful of your teeth to you...
...you'll find out, da
Give me a rupee and go
I'll be back Don't be in a hurry
- Bro, see you - Okay, bro
You know who my master is
You tap him he is pure gold
If you see with force he's an earth quake
If you see him with love, he is renowned actor MGR
If you glare at him he is lightning
Yama's proxy Tsunami's enemy
Kandan
GanguLee Kandan
Hi? Treat, you said?
I haven't eaten I am famished
I'm not aware of a good hotel in this area
Master, your food is here!
College girls are harassed by them
Beat them up in front of my eyes
Prove you are a karate legend, master
Boss, even the strongest master feels hungry at lunch time
I'll eat and be back
We know only to fight... not wait
Let's fight 1st
Then you can decide if you want to go to the hotel or hospital
You go and book 6 beds in the nearby hospital
I'll send them within the next 10 minutes
Super, master
You are in for it
Will he chop us into minced bread?
- Where? - Hospital
Thank God she left
Brother, I hate fighting I came to eat
Hit me
- No need, brother - Hit I say
Chinese master will get mad only if we grab his chain
Take my chain You want my belt
Take that too I won't be angry
- Now you will - Don't
You don't know me
Where is he? He ran this way
You think you are Veerappan hiding in a dense forest?
Sugar cane juice Gives iron to your body
Plastic
Plastic should be disposed only in the trash can
Awwwwwwww... my hand!
He's one of us!
- Thank you... chocolate? - Thank you, master
Who is this driving a bus out to damage the world?!
Idea...!
He has surpassed hero Suriya in Singam film!
One who hit them is an extraordinary human!
If they are still alive... ...it is a medical miracle
Nothing happened to them?
Their good time I hadn't eaten
My good time
Finding you as my master!
Business is not booming
Our stuff is lying here Has everyone reformed or what?
As if they'll reform
Reduce Rs 10 and it will sell like hot cakes
Super idea
Take that bottle
Discount for every quarter
Let's go grab one Come... come
Give me the money
Keep going
How can you sell liquor on Gandhi's birthday?
Catch them
There goes Senthamarai
Hey! Senthamarai... stop
I will stop to supply a 'full' But not to your call, fool!
Catch me if you can
Long live Mahatma Gandhi
We'll abolish liquor
Are you alright? Catch her
How heavy he is!
He got hit in his crucial spot Escape... let me not get caught
They say your speech was the reason for our company receiving that award
Pasupathy is the main reason
His mother's blessings
That divine mother...!
- Domer... stop the car - Domer means?
Come out, da
Listen to her Stop the car
My left hand's imprint on your blessed face!
Aiyo! Police
I'll slice you to shreds
Hey! I'll slice you to shreds
Soundarajan Get down and go home
- Sir...? - I said 'go home'
Okay, sir
Go to Pasupathy's house
Help yourself to coffee
They were orphaned very young
Even though I did my best as their mother's brother...
...still, Pasupathy means the world to Kavitha
He's so fond of his sister
You can check with our neighbors
They'll agree with me
Knowing your nephew works in Sivagurunathan's office...
...we don't have to inquire at all
That's good enough for us
It's okay for us, but we need a decent dowry
...to brag about this alliance to our folks
I assure you I won't let you down
I can definitely count on my friends for help
Won't you contribute for Kavitha's sake, dude?
- Okay - Thanks, buddy
You should tell them clearl-
- Pasupathy! - Sir... you?!
Sir, they are here to finalize an alliance for my younger sister
- Sir is...? - I know, your boss
- You are? - I'm... l'm groom's...
The groom's side?
- Where's your mother? - Mother has...
I need to see her immediately Where is your mother?
Sir, come inside I'll tell you
Come... come
- What is happening here? - I have no clue
Pasupathy's uncle claims their mother is dead
But his boss is enquiring about his mother!
Catch the point and ask the right questions
- Sir, how was Delhi? - It has deteriorated
Did you see Gandhi memorial, Indra Gandhi's residence...?
I saw everything Now I must see your mother
Call her, please
Sir, my mother is not at home
I know
I know she's not here
- Where has she gone? - She... she has gone to the temple
- Why? - Be... because
When an auspicious event takes place at home...
...she wanted to be praying at the temple
How do you know that?
Why are you hesitant to tell him what you told me?
Yes sir, I told him Mother is at the temple, sir
- Where's this temple? - It's the Shiva temple nearby, sir
Shiva Vishnu temple...! The temple in the next street
Then you continue with your work
Come, let's go to the temple
Sir... sir, don't go! What if she comes here before that?
How?
Same way she went when you got here
- She'll come, no? - Yes, she'll be back now
- She has to, no? - Definitely... definitely
Take care of your guests Finalize your sister's marriage
I'll wait here for your mother
- Sir, you- - I'll wait
I have plenty of time You carry on
Take care of him - Go...!
Where are you going?
I've struck the match It will catch fire now
Go home, discuss and let us know Make the right decision, thank you
You're saying what I should be saying...?
Sir, it's not important who utters the dialog
But the dialog should be correct!
Please understand and leave
Son, you said you have no mother
He is asking for her What is happening here?
His mother died in an accident last week
Since then, he has a mother fixation
He visits all his employees enquiring about their mothers
If I say she's not here, he'll rip the clothes off
Not his... your clothes...!
And you've picked the best from your wardrobe for this occasion
I'm saying it for your own good Please understand and leave
Show them the way out, dude
Cheating case is Section 420, right?
- What's the punishment? - Depends on the judge-
Such a punishment for me, sir Isn't Kavitha his sister too?
Kandan is never here when needed
- Such a burden being the eldest - We'll talk about that later
- Where's your mother? - Sir, let's see if she's at the temple
Hey! You said she'll come here
Sometimes, in excess devotion she gets lost in meditation
Why should you wait here? Let's go see for ourselves
You also come with us
Why should I come? I have a client to meet
He's the groom's side Why should he come with us?
He's a third person This is our family issue
Let's see... come
Don't be offended I said 'third person'
Please do something
Mother, you are here?
Look who has come to see you
Who the heck are you? Bothering people in a temple!
Forgive me
Sorry, sir
Same sari... I was misled looking at her from the back
I was misled looking at her front-wise, son
God... please save me
This is the 1st round The next will be tougher
Follow me
Look here, Pasupathy
We've looked all over this temple except for the kitchen!
If I still believe your words your mother is in this temple...
...I am a prized fool!
No, sir... there's a Sai Baba temple next door... maybe she went there
Your mother won't be in any of the 767 temples in the city
Because I saw the police arresting her with my own eyes
My mother was arrested? Why, sir?
Instead of arresting a lady selling hooch in black...
...will they honor her for her literary skill?
I've been a staunch devotee of Lord Muruga for 48 years
You made me fall at the feet of a cheap hooch seller!
'Praise be to Lord Muruga! '
'Glory to one who destroys evil'
'Praise be to Lord Kanda! '
'Glory to the bravest one Praise be to Muruga! '
I'll give you one sure-shot kick!
You should prostrate only at God's feet, sir
I know what our scriptures say That's exactly what I did!
Ma... I feel... I I suspected you, ma
He means he interrupted your ceremonial worship
- No, Pasupathy - Sir, come with me
Why did you lie?
Sir, when you doubted me, she asked me to quit my job
If you say you doubted her, she'll ask you also to quit, sir!
- What are you saying? - No, she'll commit suicide
I want my mother, sir Please, sir
You don't worry
I saw a carbon copy of your mother!
When police arrested her I just got confused, that's all
Sir, you saw my aunt My mother's younger sister
Senthamarai
My mother and she are twins, sir
But my aunt got into bad company, sir
Sir! Can I ask you a favor?
Please don't tell my mother you saw her twin being arrested
She loves her too much
Aiyaiyo! No, I won't Don't worry
But now I'm very clear
Why is Kandan like this?
You've been raised by your mother
Kandan has been brought up by your aunt, am I right?
Fantastic! You are truly blessed by Lord Muruga
Don't put me on such a sacred pedestal!
Let's not stand here and talk for too long
If your mother sees me, my job will go for a toss!
Come
Thank you, God, for saving us from such a messed up family
Thanks a lot, son Come, let's go
Mother! Please forgive me
Muruga... Muruga
Police arrested you it seems Now where's uncle?
They released me and kept him instead
Hey lawyer, why do you get caught in all this mess?
Here's Rs 300000 you asked for from the welfare fund, sir
Who is it for, sir?
Your job is to finish all my work by 3:30 today
- Pasupathy - Sir?
This cash is for you - Sir...!
Sir, welfare fund is for people
whose families are struggling financially
Why does he need it?
He's right, sir
Thanks to you I am very happy
Why do I need money?
This money isn't for you It's for your aunt
See, there's no need for her to go the wrong way here after
Ask her to use this and live decently
Sir, as per the rules...
...the fund should only be given to an employee's direct blood relation
How does an aunt qualify?
Soundarajan, if Pasupathy's mother was my elder sister...
...then who would her sister be to me?
- You tell me - Sister
Simple... sister!
As a brother, I'm giving money to my younger sister...
...through my elder sister's son
Everybody involved in this transaction is a blood relation
How can rules be wrong here?
What happened, Pasupathy?
He's himself confused, drawing a folk art pattern (kolam)
- And why do you cry? - Soundarajan...!
What's wrong, son?
My mother is ashamed to acknowledge her twin
You are helping her and giving her money
You are great, sir!
Don't praise me I'm not great!
Such a staunch devotee of Lord Muruga...
...accepted me as her brother, she's great!
A small contribution to that large heart
Here, hold it
Sir, if I don't take this he will be hurt
I swear that's the only reason I'm accepting this money
- I can't take this anymore - Soundarajan...!
You can work later
1st give this money to my 'sister'
Sir! I'll go with him
- Why... you doubt his sincerity? - Definitely!
- Pasupathy!? - Of course
Let him come, sir
Only then he'll get to know all the details about my aunt
Correct! Go see for yourself
Come with me
Senthamarai sister!
What do you want?
Sis, they are college girls
They've come here to do social service
Tell sister, whatever it is
It is like telling our entire community
We are here to teach you about preventing Dengue
- Keep the balance 2 rupees - Thanks, bro
When your aunt signs an affidavit to stop her illegal activities...
...only then I'll give the entire money
Okay, sir - So what is she?
'You don't know that?!
'Wait and see what's in store for you! '
I repeat, what work does she do?
Her job is to make people happy
I don't get it, our boss said it is something illegal
At around 10:00 p.m, sometimes men get aroused
Without it, they will not even be able to sleep
Where will they go to fulfil their desire, sir?
My aunt is the good soul who provides them...
...whatever variety they want and sends them happily to dream world
'Such a big build up for a brothel! '
Sir! The lady with the ponytail is my aunt
It'll be nice if we can go home a little early
Don't worry!
We'll finish the matter in an hour without any hitch
And you can go home peacefully
In broad daylight! In such a public manner?
I'll stop it I'll stop everything
Senthamarai...!
Who is that? Who are you?
It's not important who I am What matters is why I'm here
- Aunt... sir wanted to- - Daaai! Shut up
Giving the address is your job Giving advice is mine!
Get lost, da!
What is it you want?
I don't want anything I'm not that kind of person
After 10:00 p.m all those men...
...who hang their tongues out and come to you!
You need to stop supplying to them
Maggot! What will you do if I don't stop it?
If you stop it, I'll give you Rs 300000... gotcha!
Take it... take it
Okay, I'll leave it Give me the money
- Who? - Them!
Please, sister send us home fast
You are in a hurry?
Money talks, huh?
Stick candy?! - Who... me?
Suit yourself
Whatever it is, talk to me Why take a dig at them?
Plugging the fuel will only put out the fire!
Your existence depends on them
Move, you stinko!
No uncle, we are dependent on her
Get out of here then!
Leave the city and run
Shut up! You know how tough it is these days to find girls like this?
They've left their studies and come to me
Is this a job for students?
What's wrong with this job?
Though scratching a man's back is a pain...
...the one whose back is scratched feels the pleasure, no?
It's all here
If people have the heart, they can do anything!
I have 2 daughters We won't LET them do it
That's up to you
If they don't spread... diseases are contagious!
Don't spread it
Diseases are contagious That's what I'm also saying
Sleazeball! Stop beating around the bush
Come straight to the matter - I'll tell you
Earning by selling your bodies I'm asking you to stop it
- Whom are you talking about? - All of you!
Tell me and then go ahead and hit me!
My body can't take it
This belt earring looks 'made for you', sir
Are you being funny?
What is your aunt's real occupation?
Sir, the government is really strict now, sir
They close all wine shops exactly at 10:00 p.m
Yes... I know
A lot of people can't sleep without liquor
That's why...!
All varieties of alcohol Whisky, brandy, rum, vodka, gin
She sells them at a slightly higher rate to people who want
That's what I already told you, sir
You didn't tell me in this tone in such detail then, son
Why do you always bring me to this restaurant all the time?
It's my friend's restaurant So I get a discount
Dude, what do you want to eat, da?
Bring whatever I usually eat
Sit at the table, right at the end
I'll bring everything for you, da
An ordinary waiter is talking to you so disrespectfully
Tell your friend and get him fired from here
What? Fire him?
He's the friend I told you about
Even if I eat 10 items here, he'll only bill me for 2 coffees
- Madam? - 2 curd vada
- I don't want - Then just 1
Okay, madam
Hey! Are you in love?
When a girl refuses curd vada, it means she's in love!
Who is the guy? Our karate master, right?
Who proposed first? You... or him?
Not yet come to that stage
What are you waiting for? Why don't you tell him?
I intend to
- After a test - What is the test?
Tuesday is my birthday
He must wish me in person
If he does, I'll profess my love
It's easy, he'll definitely wish you in person
That's the hitch
Tuesday is a national holiday in Dubai, it will be very grand
Krithika compelled me So I'm leaving tomorrow
I'll be away for a week
He won't know I'm not in India
If he takes extra effort, it means he loves me as much as I do
Otherwise I'll think he's just being friendly and I'll let go
Before that, I'll tell you an easier way to find out
How?
Hey! Master's here
- Hi, Master - Hi, Janu
You've already ordered for me? Good
Kavitha, your brother He might see us... hide!
Master, curd vada - Oh... thank you
Just see, if he doesn't eat curd vada...
...he loves you for sure
I don't want curd vada
I just refused a curd vada Why does that make you so happy?
Master, don't lie Don't you like curd vada?
Ever since I was a kid, not even once have I eaten a curd vada
I swear on Bruce Lee
He drags Bruce Lee for a crummy curd vada...!
Pharisee...!
Master, I must tell you something very important
I know... Tuesday is your birthday, right?
Master, how do you know?
With Facebook ruling the net her-story and history is open to all
- So I'll definitely surprise you! - Where did they go?
Excuse me, ma'am
Did you see the couple seated right at that end?
No, I didn't
He never leaves without eating...!
Sir, 1 minute
3 kadai chicken... 2 phulkas...?
Sir, okay
What are you searching for?
Only 1 guy in this city who will order so much and gobble all of it
My friend, Mano I'm looking for him
Are you feeling sad you love your best friend's sister...
...and you are betraying the friendship you share?
Don't make it worse
Many a slip between that chicken and my lip!
He ruined it, lowlife! That's what I'm sad about
I thought I was the only one hiding my love... so is he!
Still-water clam!
Yes, hiding such a glam doll from us Sure, he's 'still-waters-run-deep chap'
You and your crooked face!
Grandpa, did you see my mom? - No I didn't, dear
Uncle, why are you hiding here?
We are playing 'I Spy' Go... go... go, nice boy
What an age to play I Spy Are you dumb?
Shut up
- Give, I'm hungry - I'll complain to my mom
After falling in love you gave up curd vada!
I eat only 5 or 6 now
Son, why are you crying?
A thief stole my apple and ate it
Who can steal an apple with a karate master here?
- Rascal! - Aiyaiyo!!
He's hiding over there
Janani, you know I stand up for injustice... l'll be back
Mister, can you please give my child back to me?
Hey... you...?
Wait!
Which of the 2 brothers are you? I'm confused
Let me see for myself
Cat's eyes... you are the younger brother
- Kandan...? - Yes, I'm Kandan
Oh my! How is it?!
I never believed it even when Mr Sivagurunathan told me
You both look exactly alike! Amazing!
What, dear?
- What has my dad told you? - Who is your father?
Why should he tell me anything?
You just now said Sivagurunathan said something to you...?
You are his daughter?!
Your brother is taking care of her father's company there
You are keeping his daughter company here... huh?
You rock, Kanda!
We'll be late Come soon - I'm coming
My cousin's wedding
I must stand in as the groom's sister
Look dear, make sure your father doesn't find out about all this
He's a good man He can't handle it
Madam, take your boy
Which boy? Oh yes, I forgot
Buy him an apple on the way
What happened to the one I gave from the display?
Hello? Sivagurunathan sir?
Where are you? What are you doing?
It's Sunday, isn't it?
I'm relaxing at home and watching 'Thiruvilayadal' movie on TV
I saw your daughter at Kanchi Hotel just now
Want to see some new models of bangles, sir?
No thanks, madam
- Okay, sir - Nothing seems right
- Grandma, Kandan here - Tell me, master
I want to surprise Janani with a gift for her birthday
But nothing seems right
Give me an idea that will bowl her over
Right from childhood, her father would buy whatever she wanted
I can think of only 1 gift which she likes and he doesn't
What is that?
- You! - Me...?
You don't know how to woo a girl as much as you know karate
She has planned to test you
Even when I was a kid, I could never pass a test without help
Please help me
Just meet her on her birthday and wish her, that will do
She'll herself propose
I'll be at your door step on Tuesday morning
As soon as I give her the gift...
...make 'vermicelli upma' and mint chutney for me, okay?
She isn't here She's in Dubai
You must fly to Dubai and find her there
- That is the test - Thank you
Janani, are you testing me?
Wait and watch how I enjoy Dubai with your dad's money
Renew the Thailand contract, Pasupathy
Okay, sir
What happened?
- Sir, do you like dates or pistachio? - Why do you suddenly ask?
No, my younger brother has gone to Dubai
He felt shy to ask you
So he wanted me to ask instead
Whaaat?! Kandan has gone to Dubai?
- Yes - When?
2 days back, sir
Sir, shall I just ask him to get 1/2 kilo seedless dates?
He has not gone to get dates He has gone 'to date'!
My daughter flew to Dubai day before yesterday
He has gone to be with her
I didn't take it seriously...
...when they reported seeing these 2 in random places
Now I believe it completely... rascal!
Sir, I'm sorry
I never thought that rascal would behave this badly, sir
I apologize on his behalf - That's not important
What matters is how to stop what should NOT happen between them!
How...?
Sir, you and I should go to Dubai as deviously as he did
We'll catch him red handed, amputate his limbs...
...and drag him back to India, sir
How...?
How do you come up with such good ideas?!
That's not important 1st book a ticket to Dubai
- Soundarajan - Sir?
Book a ticket for Dubai tonight for Pasupathy and me
I can't do it immediately I can... if you wait
What nonsense are you talking?
Your passport is expiring in a month's time
They won't give you a visa without renewal, sir
Sir, don't worry My passport is in order
I'll catch him red handed and somehow drag him back here
No, son, no... he's a rowdy
You are very soft How will you tackle him?
Sir, you are the religious expert
When Lord Muruga went to battle what did his mother Parvathi give him?
A tiny spear
Give me something like that
What can I give you that's so small?
- Your credit card, sir - Credit card?!
I'll have to spend a lot in Dubai, sir
You take care of my expenditure I'll take care of everything else
Simple Here... all yours
I don't care how much you spend
Bring my daughter back to me safely
I'm asking you genuinely now - What?
Now I'm going to Dubai, do you want pistachio or date?
It doesn't matter what you bring
But bring my daughter safe and sound
- I'll bring back both - It's okay... bless you
Take care
Careful...!
Room Rent Dubai money 5000, INR 88,800
You want me to come and see you?
Janani, watch how I bring you here
Call for you
I'm Pasupathy speaking
Karate master Kandan's brother
- Thank you - Have a drink
- What do you want? - Let me speak to my bro
Whaaat! Master is in Dubai?
You both planned and came here together
Now you are pretending?
Mind your words!
If you talk too much I'll complain to my dad
Only because your dad complained, I'm here in Dubai!
My job is to drag Kandan who is with you now, back with me to India
Please, let me talk to him
Yov! I already told you Won't you believe me?
He's not here... no... no... no!
It's him again
I'm myself anxious if he'll come or not
Not understanding my feelings why are you making it worse?
If Kandan is really a man, ask him to come to Park Regis in Dubai
Room #1029
This is another torture!
Mr Pasupathy...! Don't you have brains?
You are the brainless one Janani, this is master Kandan
Master?! Where are you?
I'm in room # 1028 at Park Regis in Dubai
Aiyaiyo... no!
You don't like this room number?
Shall I shift to the next room?
That's where your brother Pasupathy is now!
Pasupathy?
Why did he come here? - That's a long story
- Rascal! Kanda! - Pasupathy...!
- What are you doing here, da? - Hey! Why are you hitting me?
- Don't hit me - Master?
I'm sparing you only because you're my elder brother
- What happened? - You are finished
Master!
What is this, master?
That day you ruptured so many rowdies in a row
Even the doctor was thunder struck by your injuries
You could've easily tackled your dumdum brother
Janani, my brother hasn't tied me up in normal ropes
He has tied me up in bonds of affection
Even if I tell you you won't understand
Don't waste any time Untie these knots
Yes, master
I haven't seen even one camel in Dubai
Did you?
Even here who is disturbing you? - Who else? Your father
Aiyaiyo... no How does he know your number?
By mistake I got my brother's phone
Why would you both keep identical phones?
My dad will get suspicious if you don't pick his call
Imitate Pasupathy and talk
Sorry, Janu. I can't lie
I can! Repeat exactly what I tell you
Put it on speaker mode
Pasupathy, what happened?
Sir, I've been following them
Your daughter and that cat eyed chap haven't met even for a minute, sir
Really? You be careful
That cat eyed fellow is a conniving rascal
He's a bad seed
He and his convex face!
You aren't sharp like him
You are too naive He might fool you
That was before I stepped into your office, sir
The day I met you I've sharpened myself!
Nobody can fool us, sir
I'll somehow find him, break his legs and bring him back to India
I promise this on your life Just wait for a bit
I'm very, very proud of you, my boy
You come to Chennai There is a surprise waiting
I didn't mean it when I told him he was sharp
Sivagurunatha Good morning
What happened to the alliance you were fixing for Pasupathy's sister?
Which Pasupathy? Which groo... oh!
- That didn't work out - Why?
You know very well the 'price' of a groom with an MBA degree
Bride's brother couldn't match their wish list, so they rejected it
Pasupathy's situation today will be different from his range tomorrow
What's the one day-change?
I'm promoting the marketing head of my company to being my son-in-law
Really? I'm glad
Shouldn't you ask Janani if she wants this or not?
If my son-in-law-to-be respects my wishes...
...then my own daughter should!
These oldies ruin the younger generation
Forget it
I'll go right away and talk to his mother about it
Why don't you come too?
We'll finalize his sister's wedding also
No, today is Tuesday Not auspicious
Let's go another day
There is no time or planetary restrictions for a good man
- Danger - What are you saying?
Sivagurunathan and I are coming to fix Kavitha's wedding now
Get 'mother' ready for her role
- Anandhaaa...! - Coming... coming... coming
You're my master only in Karate
I'm your master in fibbing See how I rocked that
Janani, wait here for just a minute
- I'll be right back - Okay
Hey, thank you You ordered coffee for me too?
Master, you went to get me a birthday gift, right?
No, my classmate is security guard here
I went to see him His name is Babu
So you didn't buy me a gift?
Hey! Don't be angry
I've organized a party in Dubai just for you
Party?
"Come, my dear... come Crimson rose... welcome"
"Petals peep soft and red from my pocket most pampered"
"We'll ask the earth to stop Let's love and live it up"
"What are you waiting for, dude? Kiss and kill me... collude"
"Come near me... come My lord and Master... welcome"
"Did Brahma create you from a flower I wonder; or from a sweet fire of desire"
"I'm flower and flames combined Ask whatever wish in your mind"
"Enough of stolen glances I want love-disturbances"
"What else will I voice? Just collide with your eyes"
"Like cuddling babies I want to coddle you Pinch your cheeks, angel face, my beau"
"Come, dearest... come My scented rose... welcome"
"Petals peer velvety red from my pocket whispered"
"In 1 word you spell a full sentence How do you weave this magic, my princess?"
"With 1 gaze you beam a wealth of meaning That's the way I learnt, my darling"
"The green earth to own The blue sky to crown"
"You and me together can live happily ever after"
"A daughter like me A son, your carbon copy"
"No other wish list Come, my dearest!"
"Come, my dear... come Beloved rose... welcome"
"Petals peek ravishing red from my pocket surrendered"
Look here, I don't like mincing words... I don't know how to
Very true
I'm here to ask for your son's hand in marriage for my daughter
Are you wondering which son? Who else? Pasupathy
If Pasupathy becomes my son-in-law my daughter's life will be wonderful
What do you say?
What can I say? Ask her
I understand... I understand With a young girl at home...
...you are wondering how to get your son married ahead of her
- That's all? - Yes... yes
Don't worry!
This is my friend whose relation came to ask for your daughter's hand the other day
Anand... he'll agree to whatever I say
You give the nod to Pasupathy's marriage...
...l'll conduct your daughter's wedding in a grand manner and bear all expenses
What?
But he'll throw a fit!
Are you okay?
I can't! - Why?
Why not?
Groom we chose for you is better than even your own brother!
He's willing to get you married in style
- Why are you refusing? - I'm in love with someone else
You also? Who is that?
- My name is Mano - I'll only marry him
This is the guy you've picked? I'll never agree to this
If you still want to get married, I'll kill you and then myself
Who are you to stop me?
How dare you talk back to me?!
Who are you? Tell me!
You dirty rascal Mano!
Don't you know who I am?
Tell me... dell me... dell me
Who are you to her, when he is such a well wisher to the family!
Why the silence? Tell it, man
þWho am I... I don't knowþ
þWho am I... I don't have a clueþ
þlf asked, how do I answer you?þ
When 'Ocean of mercy', her own mother who carried her 10 months in her womb...
...has agreed, who are you
p... pe... peanut to oppose?
- Do you mean me? - Of course
She'll keep quiet But how can I?
Kids these days are like this
Keep quiet We must adjust and move on
She's an elderly lady She can't break her vow
That gives you no right to speak so insolently!
Sir, I'm like a daughter to you
Not like...! You ARE my daughter
You've made the same mistake my daughter did
When you fall in love, you look at 101 pointless stuff
Won't you look at his face?
Look how he is
Sir, you know tar is jet black Sticks to you when you touch it
But if we don't pour it on our roads...
...you can't enjoy joy rides in your fancy cars!
What is the connection between these two?
- There is a link - How?
If Pasupathy and your daughter must travel smoothly in life...
...then you... must pour this tar on top of this house, sir
Noooo... don't accept!
Don't forsake her life for your daughter's sake!!
Wait... wait
Listen, do your parents know about all this?
No! Don't agree... how can a big shot like you do this?
No... come here
I don't know how to make you understand
Don't rush into this Let Pasupathy come
Didn't Lord Ganesha help in Valli's marriage?
Before Janani returns from Dubai with the Karate guy...
...I want to finalize their engagement
Don't confuse things Go out now
Son, I need to talk to your father Ask him to come immediately
If you are to get married, it should be only to Karate lion-king GanguLee
If you marry that goon Pasupathy, because your dad compels you...
...when you offer him milk on your wedding night, I'll poison it
And close his chapter
If you've decided to kill him, then why wait till the wedding night?
Good morning, sir
Why am I being treated like royalty after coming back from Dubai?
What happened to all of them?
Good day... good morning
Sou, your welcome greeting seems new today...?
Now everything in this office is new, sir
Accounts of my trip to Dubai are inside this file
Will you see it before sir does?
No, sir, a new accounts officer has been delegated to you
You must hand it over to him
Excuse me, sir
I'm marketing manager, Pasupathy
I am Mr Mano Accounts Manager
Glad to meet you, duuuude!
Come out, da
If you wear a tie are you busy?
You are being funny in my office now
I bought you perfume I won't give it to you... go
No, dude, you are only funny This is my office now
I'm Accounts Manager
Come, da - This is a bad habit
If you're the accounts manager, then do I own this place...?!
Whether you like it or not, you are the next owner here
Shut up and come
Dude, Sivagurunathan sir only appointed me here
Why would he do that? Is he some brainless nincompoop?
He looks mental outside but his decisions will be right
- He wouldn't- - Pasupathy!
I'm the one who appointed him
What are you saying?
Why would you appoint him here, sir?
I already waste precious money on him
Now you want me to waste my money on his wife too?!
- I can't do that - Don't say that
Mano needs a job, right?
I'll make him accounts manager in my own office
Rs 30,000 per month
Don't say anything Auspicious time may pass
What is this, sir?
How could you get my sister engaged when I wasn't in town?
She wanted it to happen That's why I-
Then get your daughter married to whomever she loves
What is this double standard?
I swear I can't agree
Come, da Excuse me
Sir... sir... sir
Why are you rejecting me? Give me 1 good reason
This 1 reason is good enough
If you and Kavitha get married and you have a kid
If that kid asks me 'uncle, drop me in school today'...!
I can't even bear to think about it!
You don't need to drop my son in school
I'll hire an auto
I trusted you and let you into my house
I gave you so many examples of different films
I didn't understand then... I do now
How can you call yourself my friend?
Don't tell me about friendship!
You know what true friendship means?
Even if it is your friend who stabbed you...
...you shouldn't betray him even on your death bed!
I'm part of that group
I've never given away the secret fraud act of yours, have I?
So now what?
If I don't agree to this wedding are you blackmailing me?
Thank you, dude
I didn't think of that till now
But now you have enlightened me!
Be careful
They'll send their street kids off to school and come at the right time
Come fast
Why did you bring me here?
Heyyyy!
- What are you doing? - Shut up
It's been a while since you attended college, da
Did you get scared of the master?
Don't act over smart
Our Karate Master attended a competition in Japan
That's why your master escaped
- Who is your master? - Don
Don? He looks like an old run down van
Hey babe!
Ask your Master to come if he has any guts at all
If you have the guts, come to Golden beach in 1 hour
- Hello? - Hello, Pasupathy...?
I'm Janani - Tell me
Dad must have spoken to you about us getting married
Yes, he did
I need to talk to you personally
Where do you want to meet?
On the dot, in 1 hour Golden Beach
- Can you make it? - Okay, thanks
Why are you sending that dumdum Pasupathy instead of our Master?
You had no mean bone in your body till now
Why have you suddenly become a cruel villain?
I've been watching 'Vani Rani' serial at 9:30 p.m this week!
Master... he's our man
You said he was a Chinese Master
He looks like a perfume seller in our local 'China bazar'
He looks harmless
But if he gets to work none of us will be alive
Let's hem in and show our might
Come on, boys
O-lay-lay oilasa...! 'Lighten our burden'
Sir, they are hitting me
We'll be a mess if we stand here Let's escape now
Who's this?
He fights like a man possessed?
- I'm your big fan, bro - Really?
If you don't mind, can I take a picture with you?
Can I put my hand around your shoulder?
Smile!
For your level you should be fighting with him
Please go there
Bless you Go... go
Thank God he's gone
Hello, is this Apollo pharmacy? Are my sugar tablets ready?
I'll come now No, I'll come myself
In 10 minutes... l'm free
Wait...! I'm coming, sir
Sir, how is it you fight superbly?
I'm yellow belt of yester years
Yellow belt then is equal to today's black belt, sir
Why didn't you teach your daughter karate yourself?
Which girl listens to her father these days?
What are you doing here instead of being at work?
Sir, Janani asked me to come here urgently
Listen, my dear
If you ever get married, it will only be to Pasupathy
Keep that in mind
However much you cry, even if my life is ruined...
...I won't get you married to him
You'll go to jail for all your fraud acts
After you go in, I'll marry your sister the next minute
And we'll both buy oranges and come visit you in jail, da
He'll see me in jail?
There's no other way
When this problem has gone as far as visiting me in jail with oranges...
...you might as well marry him tomorrow
I'll get you both married
'True love never loses'
Kavitha...!
Janani, what are you doing here at night?
I've run away from home
I intend staying with you from now
Move aside
You ran away from home? Already 101 problems here
Janani, why did you come here at this time of night?
- You don't have air conditioning here? - Electricity will be cut in 10 minutes
No current for the next 2 hours You go home, we'll meet tomorrow
If you don't get married to me, I'll drink poisoned rose milk and die
Rose milk?!
He says oranges You say rose milk
Both of you make a sweet out of it and kill me first!
Let me eat it and die
Oh God! What life is this?
Bro, don't cry Please listen to me
Understand, please
Understand what?
You know how much I'm struggling?
Does anyone understand me?
- Brother! - What?
Why are you pointing at your eye?
My eyes are watering...? Thanks to all of you
Listen, Janani
I know why you are looking at me like this
Don't worry
They are getting married tomorrow
After that, I will convince Pasupathy
Please leave now
How will you convince him?
'Look, Pasupathy You are a good guy'
She's a smart cookie... so am I We are made for each other
So find yourself a suitable girl
This girl won't suit you She's an accused
I'll tell him all that and- - Stop it! You fraud!
Fraud... me?
What is this? - This is... contact lens
Lawrence & Mayo 2,000 rupees
Janani, don't hit me
Are you showing me Karate that I taught you?
Listen to me - Don't talk You cheater!
Janani, I haven't lied since I was a kid
I've done all this for you
All of it was for you, Janani
Please... understand
You know how difficult it is to wear contact lens?
"16 kinds of melodic modes, as I sing you'll understand the history, darling"
"16 varieties of melodic modes, as I sing you'll learn their ABCs, my darling"
"Though 100s of ragas with varied flavor 'sweet 16' songs are a delight to savor"
"Though 100s of ragas of diverse hues a new joy 'sweet 16' songs introduce"
"16 varieties of musical notes, as I sing you'll realize their origin is so enriching"
"Goddess Saraswathi plays Her Veena divine Dulcet tones accompany to songs sublime"
"Veena played by the Goddess of learning In lyrical accord to rhapsodies yearning"
"Even a blossoming girl's beautiful body like the veena invites to play a melody"
"Like a veena, a 16 year old's pristine body is the right pitch to play a soulful melody"
"16 varieties of musical notes, as I sing you'll figure out their notation, darling"
"Her waist, bangles and anklets danced Like leaf and vine allied; she entranced"
"Her waist, bangles and anklets chimed She waltzed; like leaf and vine combined"
"Like Goddess Umaiyaal who rules the world it is a rapturous display of euphoria untold"
"Like Goddess Shakthi's myriad expression it is a celestial picture of seventh heaven"
"16 varieties of musical notes, as I sing you'll explore their essence so enticing"
"Though ragas are with varied flavor 'sweet 16' songs are a treat to favor"
"Even though ragas are of varied flavor songs of 'sweet 16' tune a new ardor"
"16 varieties of melodic notes, as I sing you'll discover our past and joy they bring"
What is this?
'You've run enough Your daughter has run away'
- I've got this message - Janani ran away last night
Last night? She ran away?
Why didn't you tell me immediately?
Your BP is 180
You had taken your pills and slept
What if I had woken you up and something had happened to you?
Is this a joke? It's all because of you
You kept filling that Karate chap's stomach...
...all kinds of cuisine and fuelled his love
So what?
Let her marry the man she wants to
No, she can't
To prevent adulteration, even in my business I sell pure water
I won't let corruption happen in my own family
Let me see how this wedding happens
House is locked?
Yes, sir! Wedding, isn't it?
That's why they left early in the morning
- Where? - At Kundrathur Muruga temple
Hello?
I'm Sivagurunathan of Classic Mineral water speaking
Sir, why haven't you visited our temple for quite some time?
I'm on my way to your temple
You must stop a wedding that's taking place there
Sir, there are 2 weddings taking place
Which 1 are you talking about?
My daughter Janani's wedding
Isn't it a good thing she is getting married?
Why are you stopping it?
Do what I tell you Stop the wedding
I'm on my way
Where is it?
- Pasupathy...! - Yes, uncle?
Where are the toe rings?
Let me get them I'll be back right now
You are Sivagurunathan's daughter?
- Yes - Who is the groom?
Mano... he's the groom - What's your problem?
Can you come to the office for a second and sign?
Why? - They are calling you, no?
Come... come
'lnseparable like word and its meaning are the parents of this universe'
'I salute thee Lord Shiva and consort Shakthi'
'He who knows city of Brahma is immortal; to him, Brahma has given sight-'
Where... where is he?
We've beaten him up and tied him inside, sir
Open the door
You got all the details, caught the wrong guy and tied him up
Kandan would have got married by now
Sir, do you see my state? I'm innocent, sir
It's all that fraud Pasupathy's fault
That's not Pasupathy He is rowdy Kandan
Are you crazy?
No one in this story has a double role!
And no one is good either
Silver price hasn't decreased at all Toe rings are so expensive
And Mano's gone missing as well! Mano...! Dai...?
Hello, sir I thought I'd call you
Good... you came yourself
You must stay till the end and bless the bride and groom
He hasn't come to bless!
Sir is here, you are chewing betel leaves disrespectfully! Spit it out
Won't he misunderstand?
Betel leaves...? This is real blood, da
What are you saying? Who hit you?
What? Who hit-
Those blows were actually meant for you
Pasupathy, Kandan, mother, aunt...
...all your true colors have been revealed!
Forgive me
I won't spare anyone who deceives me
I'll 1st kill him and then all of you
Dai... wait!
- Welcome, how are you, ma? - I'm fine
We are in a mess - Mess?
The groom is missing
What? He's missing?
The chap who said he liked the girl seeing her photo...
...looked at her in person and vanished into thin air
How can he escape from such a vast temple complex?
Close all the doors!
Move... move
Don't close it
Why did you close the door?
Our boss's orders - I only want to pray!
Where is he?
Go... go
I need to go to the toilet Urgent... let me out
No one can go out Go back inside
I've left my costly slippers out
Go... get in Damn these guys!
Aiyaiyo! They have closed all the doors
God... break open all the doors please
I'll light a camphor for you! Okay?
What was your vow?
If the doors break open, I'll light a camphor
Break a door costing 1 lakh for camphor worth 1 rupee?!
Do you have a heart?
Brother, they've closed all the doors because of me
Not for you It was aimed at me
For you? Who are you?
Check the news tomorrow lt'll be there in caps
'Groom from America refuses to marry Janani, daughter of District secretary'
Brother... poor girl
Donate yourself as her husband Give me the boon of life
You should beg outside the temple, not inside
I won't let you go
If you don't save me I'll tell them about you
We are both dressed in the same costume
Let's see if we can confuse them and escape
- Follow me - Okay... okay
Thank you God You helped me so soon
I love you, Nandi
Hey! Waaait!
He is back, looks like the ghost in 'Nalaiya manidhan' film, I'm stuck
Who's this hooked nose 'angry bird' clone?
Why are you running around in a silk dhoti?
Do you want me to wear a half-sari instead?
Who are you? - Sivagurunathan
Don't let him go Hold him... hold him
What happened?
He said he won't get married
Why won't you marry Janani?
1 minute... wait
You were going to marry Janani?
I'm saying I won't
He's saying no, no? Why are you forcing him to?
Who are you to ask?
I'm Janani's dad
- You are Janani's dad? - Yes!
Oh! 1 stove has 2 gas connections?
This is enough to stop the wedding!
Wait! Who is he?
Saying 1 stove 2 gas connections - He's my son
We should find him before the auspicious time ticks away
What? Are you wondering how I'm standing here in style?
Leave all that 1st get married to my daughter
Before that, give me your daughter's birth certificate
- For what? - To admit her in kindergarten!
An angry bird clone is going around claiming to be Janani's father
How many fathers will one girl have?
If you talk ill about my daughter...!
The matter isn't about your daughter, it's about your wife!!
Who is this guy?
Like a palace guard he'll be running around with a spear
with a spear?
I'm saying your wife is his 'pair' You're worried about his spear!!
I'll take care
Whom will he 'take care'?!
Thank God No one is here
Sir, don't do something in a hurry you'll regret
Thank you - Who are you?
You are holding a spear
Did you tell the groom you are Janani's father?
Tell the groom? I will tell you also, I'm Janani's dad
Then am I her uncle?!
How will I know? Why ask me?
Hit him
Stop... stop Why are you hitting him?
Who are you? - That's my daughter, Janani
Aiyaiyo! He is the father of this Janani?!
Our plan has flopped
They'll decorate me next!
Like Duracell batteries they are running non-stop
What to do...?
God, please somehow let this wedding happen
God, please somehow stop this wedding
Why are you looking at me, dad?
However much you roll and pray I will not marry that barrel
What is wrong with that girl? Look there!
She's such a roly-poly stunner
She looks like Kung Fu Panda!
Haven't you seen item dancers? They all look like this only
Item dancers?
So you plan to make her dance for me? Not run a family?
Is this how you talk to your father? - Do you act like a father?
Why these ugly glasses as if you are welding?
Does it look ugly? Now? - Even worse Put it back
And marry the Panda yourself
Sir... sir, I beg of you Please forgive me and spare me
I didn't do this on my own
I'll spear him first and then pierce you
That chap at least pierced the spear in my mouth...!
Looks like this fellow will slice my heart with that spear
Bro... how can you calmly eat 'sweet pongal' here?
Should I eat something (un)savory when tensed?
Nice comedy, brother
I thought we'd confuse them with the same costume but you've changed
I've been seeing from the start
They're only chasing men wearing silk dhotis
That's why I changed and let that dupe be chased
I'm well versed in all tricks
I know how to get out of any corner of the world
Boss! I've run around this temple 8 times so far
How much longer should I run?
Keep running till I say so
Only then I'll take you to Super star's shooting
Sir, check if it's him - That's not him
Son, did you see anyone else in a silk dhoti and white shirt?
I told you... didn't I?
Mr Tall-know-all! Check in the shrine for Saturn (Restrainer of benefits!)
This side Thanks... go
I've asked them to go towards saturn's shrine
You run towards Shiva's shrine
Super idea, brother!
- I've found your groom - Thanks a lot
He was hiding in Shiva's shrine - Really?
Boss, I've been caught
This is not my groom at all
The guy who gave you wrong directions... he's my son
What belated wisdom! - Look here, there's no time
They'll be caught if we all search together
Am I some treasure for everyone to search together?
I don't mind the round eyed nerd
I should never get caught by the ghost of 'Nalaiya manidhan'
Any problem?
Just marry Janani
Shall I have a simple wedding? Or make it a grand-
Why think so much? Looks like you'll ask the third umpire!
Did you love her or not? - Yes
If you don't tie the thread around Janani's neck...
...they'll tie your 2 big toes and you'll be a gone case
What... l'm okay But all the doors are closed
How do I buy the thread? - Oh yes... where to go?
Mano...!
Quickly... quickly The auspicious time will pass
Here... here Sit down
Give the garlands
Give the sacred thread Faaaast!
Beat the drums to muffle all inauspicious sounds!
Not me, you tie the knot Tie it fast
Don't tie it! I need it urgently
I'll buy you another one Understand
You wanted to stop the wedding?
Look how I presided and got the job done!
How's the Thailand auntie speaking Tamil, da?
She's a Tamilian
Okay, cut the sacred thread off her neck
Then my sister will become a widow
She's better off being a widow than married to this useless chap
There's still 1 thread left Come with me
It's my turn now Janani, come with me
Priest... priest, give me the sacred thread
Where is your bride groom dhoti?
A crow crapped on it I've dried it outside
Now give that to me
Why are you running away with the thread?
You're holding my leg like we're playing kabadi
Groom... groom! Give it back
The bride is waiting Give it to me
Pasupathy, catch it!
Whose sacred thread are you donating to whom?
You better tie it around my daughter's neck now
You better grab that thread and give it to Pasupathy
Otherwise... l'll kill myself and turn your daughter into a widow
What are you saying? You haven't married her yet
So how will she turn into a widow?
When has the last scene ever warranted logic?!
Okay... look now
If you don't give him the sacred thread...
...l'll strangle your roly-poly daughter
Give it to him
No, I won't give it to him
Or else my son will become a murderer
Tie it now
Pasupathy, tie it, da
Tie it... tie it fast
Forgive me, sir
My dad has told me...
...if someone has been fooled by you it is because they trust you immensely
I misused your trust
Get your daughter married to the groom of your choice, sir
I'm sorry
Thanks, brother
Pasupathy...! I've forgiven you
Marry my daughter
Come 'Thailand'
Stand this side
Beat the drums
Forgive me
- Bless us, sir - May you be happy
Take his blessing
Bless me too
Forgive me also, sir
You didn't do anything wrong Why should I forgive you?
Pasupathy was ready to tie the sacred thread
I said, 'every week Thillu mullu' the film is being telecast on TV'
'How dumb if anyone falls for its double action...! '
'He won't reform if slapped but only with sentiment'
And you've proved me right, that you are really dumb, sir!
Give me that spear for a second...!